Quest songs (answers at the bottom of the page): ================================================ Test yourself on mud knowledge: Read one paragraph and guess what the song is about. Read the next and make another guess (only one guess per paragraph). Check the right answer at the bottom of this file and count how many points you'd have gotten if you had joined the quest. Would you have beaten Soul's 82 points? Q 01: ===== 5p (a mob) I'm a simple man, never looked for fame. My profession is common but what is my name? Wielding my weapon I walk here a lot. The things I kill never move from the spot. 3p (last chance) I am six foot tall and dressed in a shirt wearing boots that are covered with dirt. I sleep all night and I work all day, 'cause I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok. Q 02: ===== 5p (a mob) Red is my aura, black is my soul. Formed from a mist, with a solid goal: I want to sacrifice you to the shades, using my dagger with spider shaped blades. 3p I'm having a really awful breath. Standing too close might cause your death. Better leave now or you will go down for I'm the toughest girl in this town. 2p (last chance) Still not a clue? Perhaps you don't know? Well here's a hint: I live down in Drow. Still not a soul that can tell it? Oh my! Ok, here's the last hint: Starts with a 'Y' Q 03: ===== 5p (a mob) Some people spit and call me rat. But some have been regretting that. Four foot tall with sword in hand and boots on feet, don't I look grand? (...not!) 3p (last chance) Oh well, I guess I stink and smell. It's all because of where I dwell. And yes, I _am_ a rat, I guess, transformed a bit, though. What a bless! (...not!) Q 04: ===== 5p (an item) When I was young and of lesser height I needed something to increase my might. Listening to stories from tougher men made me go search 'till I found a den. 3p (last chance) I slew the beast and took his hide. It smelled real bad and was much too wide, weighed a ton, made me look all wrong but I didn't care 'cause it made me strong. Q 05: ===== 5p (an item) Looking for power I went to this guy, I said I'm real nice and he fell for my lie. I told him I wanted strength like a tree and speed like a fly. He just looked straight at me. ... Then he spoke and he told me of magical things, weapons of fire and powerful rings. -What I wear does change speed and strength quite a lot, but... -That's great!, I replied and attacked on the spot. 3p He died within seconds - he wasn't so tough. Perhaps what he told me had all been a bluff? Wondering what his strange item could be I looked at it... Weird! It looked back at me. 2p It had to be special so I put it on, then I couldn't remove it - something was wrong. I guess I'll be wearing this thing 'till I die. Now I'm fast as a tree and strong as a fly :o( (ok... item is actually just nodrop and NOT noremove - Artistic freedom ;-) 1p (last chance) Can anyone help me, I've not even reached 20, and killed one priest, and mimics plenty. For some reason I feel like a... lemon-placed fairy-man? But that's just for wearing this .....-..... ........ Q 06: ===== 5p (a mob) Working in this bakery not a bread is sold by me. I have only fruits for sale and, by the way, I am a male. 3p (last chance) A kiwi? An apple? A grape or two? Oranges? Pears? What misses you? My wares are good for gods, you know. That's why I'm here and not below. Q 07: ===== 5p (a mob) Three foot tall with a long, brown beard. He has ragged clothing and looks a bit weird. His only treasure is an iron ring. Apart from that he doesn't own a thing. 3p (last chance) Greeting you with a big, broad grin, playing hide and seek - cheating to win. Always having fun, never feeling down, this Forest Brownie, living west of town. Q 08: ===== 5p (an item) Here I lie, just gathering dust in a heap of carnage, glad I can't rust. I'm very smooth and black as night. Come and get me. I don't bite. 3p (last chance) On your finger I will fit, increasing damage when you hit. The monsters here might want you dead. Seek and you'll find me in their bed. Q 09: ===== 5p (a mob) I was standing on a cloud close to God and very proud. Dressed in silver, white and blue and smiling friendly towards you. 3p Immortal staff, though, kicked me down and bound me to this central town. Perhaps someday I'll find a chain to climb back up, above the rain. 2p (last chance) Helping everyone in need I want to do another deed Could you a message for me get: Has the eagle landed yet? (note: He's found his chain and climbed back up again) Q 10: ===== 5p (a mob) Bred to cause fear on the battle field. Trained to be fierce and never to yield. I show no mercy, never pass you by. Hear me. See me. Then you die. 3p (last chance) To make things worse I'm not alone. We're a pack of five when we leave home. And usually five when we come back again. A War God's pets are seldom slain by men. Q 11: ===== 5p (a mob) Lots of brain, very small Has no guts, has no ball. Staring uncaring, lacking soul but I passed quality control. 3p (last chance) Floating aimlessly around In this place where I am bound Waiting for the rest of me When it comes, a guard I'll be. Q 12: ===== 5p (a mob) Mirror, mirror on the wall who's the strongest of them all? Hera put me on a test so I showed her I'm the best. 3p (last chance) The prize I got was endless life (She wouldn't agree to be my wife) Now every night I pass you by blinking handsomely in the sky. Q 13: ===== 5p (a mob) I'm the strongest! I'm the best! I'm superior! F... the rest! At least up here, the place people seek. They all wann'a get here, even the meek. 3p I'm number one! There is but me! Attacking everyone I see. The second mobs are everywhere they'll kill you too and I won't care. 2p (last chance) The third and fourth ones are here too, but back to me, the number uno. I'm one, un, adjin, ett, yksi and ein. Followed by secundus, tertion and others non-prime. Q 14: ===== 5p (a real pain in the... ) I'm a mage and a priest, highbie and strong. The monsters I find will never live long. I slash and I crush and I spell them to death. Within a few moments they take their last breath. ... But straight from the day that I came to this place I've been bugged by a monster who leaves me no space. He's always around, always giving me pain. I've kicked at him, run from him - always in vain. 3p The monster I speak of is slower than slow, yet always behind me wherever I go. He never has hit me with weapon nor spell but playing me tricks that has given me hell. 2p (last chance) I pay him attention, my feet feels like led. Cursing and swearing and wishing him dead. He caught me again, he is always a nag. And always nearby me. His name? It is ... Q 15: ===== 5p (a mob) Ragged and old, exiled and cold. Sick to the bone, all alone. Lying groaning on his cot with a "nothing" - worth a lot! 3p Dreary cavern, ugly boot humming necklace, not for loot. Shirt so cool (you'd love it too), saying: DEATH IS COMING FOR YOU! 2p (last chance) He's the bum of this beach Coyote nearby has a leach This is Venden. He is here. By now the answer should be clear. Q 16: ===== 5p (a mob) I'm the ruler of this village. Don't you dare to try and pillage. I'm no stranger to war. See this dragon down my floor? 3p We've got head hunters too Enough wild life to fill a zoo and a witchdoctor with rattle so prepare yourself for battle. 2p (last chance) I'm the dragon master here with some dragon slaying gear and my friend, Shlad, is near. Visit Grasslands, with FEAR! Q 17: ===== 5p (a mob) Why, oh why, oh why have you awakened me? Die, oh die, oh die or set my soul free. 4p cursed, cursed, cursed! Take it away. Damned, damned, damned! 'tis not my day. 3p I was a mighty, humble servant to the gods above Why can't they let me die in peace? Show a little love? 2p (last chance) Buried in this building of triangularic shape. Wrapped up like a present with a little too much tape. Is death supposed to be this cruel? I want somebody near. This pyramid is, oh, so lonely. Gods, my prayer hear! Q 18: ===== 5p (a mob) Original author: Pink Floyd, Title "Brick in the wall") I don't need no help to kill you. I don't need no air to breathe. I can kill - I'm sure I will, too. Come down here and you won't leave. Hey! People! Come down here and die! All in all it's just a another way to get by. 3p I don't need no friggin' daylight. I've had lots of time to think. I am fine. I have good eyesight. I just want some blood to drink. Hey! People! Let me have a bite! All in all you're just a another prey in the night. 2p (last chance) Accused of crimes far worse than rape. Sword so black and yet it's bright. Soul more dark than my dark cape. Still my cape is black as night. Hey! People! Come here if you're bored. All in all I'm just a another Vampire Lord. Q 19: ===== 5p (a mob) Original author: Unknown, Title "Be our guest") See my strings. See my strings. Wrapped around my treasured things. See my jewels, gold and gems! Glued onto me - makes no sense. 4p Come and see, need not flee. Please come closer, come to me. Let me trap you and make you a slave, willingly. 3p This, my lair. Do you dare? Come and have a little share of the rainbow web I make. Come and put your life at stake. 2p Say no more, we're the core of the forest Haon-Dor. And we even have a trap! Last thing you see: a spider's gap. 1p (last chance) I'm an Emperess, see? Just as pretty as can be. And this whole place is named after Meeeeeeee. Q 20: ===== 5p (a mob) Original author: Wizard of Oz, Title "Over the Rainbow") Somewhere over the rainbow blue birds fly. Then they're trampled to bits and left behind me to die. 3p Tell me, am I a horse or am I an octopus? Eight legs, feel like a freak, still better than yours two, wuss! 2p (last chance) I'm a warhorse of gods I'm beautiful and I'm quick Dad - Horse, Mother - a male God Don't ask where dad put his d... (Ehm... Sorry :-) Q 21: ===== 5p (a mob) Original author: Janis Joplin, Title "Mercedes Benz") Oh, Lord, won't you give me some players to eat? I might need the practice and would like some meat. I'm trained for intruders. They'll die in a beat. So Lord, won't you give me some players to eat? 3p Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a collar of gold? I want something solid to keep my neck cold. My friends here have diamonds on theirs - so I'm told. So Lord, won't you buy me a collar of gold? 2p (last chance) Oh, Lord, won't you bring me those foxhounds nearby? They've grown way too cocky. I want them to die. Too weak to be questmobs. I'm better! No lie! So Lord, won't you bring me those foxhounds nearby? Q 22: ===== 5p (a mob) Original author: Green Day, Title "Basket Case") Do you have the dare, to visiting my lair? Though I have no fair maiden for you to save. I'm a dragon prince. Most modern of our kins. Got tapestries and drapes all over the cave. 4p My treasure is no fake. More gold than you can take. But you won't get a dime. I'll make you break. 3p Do you know my name? I'll kill you all the same. It's made of 'i':s and 'a':s and some consonants. I live in Three of Swords. I have the greatest hordes. I kill all thieves on sight so don't try no stunts. 2p (last chance) This statue here of me, as pure as gold can be. I'm great as you can see, I'm Agla..... Q 23: ===== 5p (TWO mobs. I want BOTH names) Original author: The Ventures, Title "Hey Paula") X: Hey Y! I'm a guard for our King. Y: Hey X! I guard him too. From everything. Chorus: If you guard him too. And we see it through. Chorus: There's nothing we cannot do. Chorus: We are guards. Chorus: We are guards. 3p X: Hey Y! The King is going, shall we walk? Y: Hey X! Let's get moving, while we talk. Chorus: Our King must be, protected by me Chorus: and you, ofcourse. Protected by WE! Chorus: We are guards. Chorus: We are guards. 2p (last chance) Y: Hey X! Welmar is under attack! X: Hey Y! Shall we jump in, and whack? Chorus: Let's kill everything attacking our King. Chorus: He's alone only when sleeping, so let's sing: Chorus: We are guards. Chorus: We are guards. Q 24: ===== 5p (a mob) Original author: The Beatles, Title "Yesterday") Yesterday, all his specials seemed so fun and gay. Now he's fighting us and it's no play. Oh, I believe in yesterday. ... Suddenly, he is not the man he used to be. We are all fooled by his trickery. Oh, why are you all hurting me? 4p Why he ran away, wouldn't say, nobody know. Now it's hide and seek, find the sneak! Where did he go oh oh oh... 3p Yesterday, all I wanted was his gloves. I'd pray every night that there would come a day when I would get his gloves, some way. ... Suddenly! He was killed by us and I could see that his gauntlets were our property and I rolled good - they went to me. 2p Now his gloves are mine. They're deceptive but they're fine. And his cape, jet black, I do lack, but I don't whineineineine... 1p (last chance) Yesterday, was no limit too how much I'd pay. Now in Alterac I'll let him stay. Oh, I don't want no yesterday. I don't want no yesterday. Q 25: ===== 5p (a mob) Original author: Elvis Presley, Title "Are you lonesome tonight?") Are you lonesome tonight? Getting ready to fight? Do you think you can get past this gate? Can you hide off your fright. When I backstab with might. Will you run off before it's too late? 4p Does the blood on your backside feel warm to your skin? Do you realize the danger you've put yourself in? Do you like to feel pain? What did you hope do gain? Give up now! This has all been in vain. 3p Still around? Stupid knight! You are not very bright. Don't you get it? You won't get my key! You will die - see the light, lest you crawl out of sight. This, my knife, Morgul made, killing thee. 2p (last chance) This is all of the Solom you ever will see. I will kill you tonight. You are no match for me. I'm a half-orc with skill. And my backstabs can kill. Get past here - something you never will! Q 26: ===== 5p (a mob) Original author: Gloria Gaynor, Title "I will survive") First I was afraid, I was horrified. Kept thinking I would not survive, that this was suicide. But then I spent so many nights in that place - I have no frights for those sights. So bring'em on in heavy stride! 4p And so I'm back! I won't play nice. I will cut out your eerie eyes I will not be the one who dies! So come on you scaly beast this will surely be a feast. Having eight legs and a tail will not help you in the least! 3p It's shuffling around. It's a reptilian. It's large. It's dangerous! Be sure that it can kill a man. It's gaze can stone you, don't know why so meet its gaze and it's byebye! You think I'd crumble? You think I'd lay down and die? 2p Oh no, not I! I will survive. My conti' saves me every time so I know I will be fine. I use blood mirror when alone in case its gaze turns me to stone and when it dies... I get more frags - I love this zone! 1p (last chance) I will survive! and I will thrive. The Well is great - just take a dive but you must get past level five to find this beast. It's scared of fire so just burn it and admire as it goes down without risk it's fun to kill a bas..... Q 27: ===== 5p (a mob) Original author: Paul Simon, Title "The Boxer") I am just a poor boy, on a storage box - not old. I am putting up resistance, to discourage all intruders of these premises. Go! Let me rest! All the men here are real men to fear and tutoring the rest. Sha la la la la la la la la la la la laa 4p Well, I have no home nor family. I am no more than a boy in the company of teachers in the quiet of the entrance to this underground. Down below: Many students in dark quarters applicating what they know and some masters that might kill you if you're slow. 3p If you're looking for a challenge you will surely find it here but don't go to Bob's home. He will summon all his friends - you'll be a bloody heap. Why do you stare? Is it my cut-up face? It's not handsome. My scars will never heal. Sha la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la laa 2p (last chance) On this crate I sit. I'm 12 years old. Scars covering my face. I have an eye patch and a dagger. And everytime you try to go down I'll backstab 'til you cry out in your anger and your pain: "I am leaving! I am leaving!". But my scars will still remain. Q 28: ===== 5p (a mob) Original author: Monty Python, Title "Bravely bold Sir Robin") Bravely bold Sir is equipped with lots of stuff He thinks he's dressed in a mithril suit Oh, brave Sir He's eyeing you suspiciously just because you're armed And because he is a guardian of this town. You have been warned! 3p He's protecting the innocent and he looks like he can fight. But his eq isn't worth two cent. He's Brave but not too bright. His stuff is all of iron. His head must be of wood. If he'd checked before he tried them on he should have understood: 2p (last chance) He's got iron sleeves and an iron helm and an iron breast plate and an iron girth and iron leggings and iron boots and iron gauntlets and... tells you 'That's... enough music for now' Q 29a: ====== 3p (a player, last chance) Original author: Pete Seeger, Title "Where have all the flowers gone") Where have all compasses gone? Long time passing. Where have all compasses gone? Long time ago. Where have all compasses gone? I've collected everyone! They're sold in my tavern! When will you ever learn? Q 29b: ====== 3p (an immortal, last chance) Where have all the pure priests gone? Long time passing. Where have all the pure priests gone? Long time ago. Where have all the pure priests gone? I have jailed them, everyone! When will they stay AK? When will they stay AK? Q 30: ===== This song is written by someone who wants to bring to your attention that visitors of lesser levels may experience some degree of uncomfortability upon meeting him, and that this was an intentional inconvenience in order to decrease the frequency of reduced solitude brought upon him by less experienced explorers. The title of the song is: BEAT IT OR DIE, NOOB! Ehrmm... Well, here goes: 5p (a mob) Original author: Ted Garestad, Title "I want a moon of my own") I bet you never saw it coming. I bet you thought this place was great. Just easy exp. Not too much running. But I'll reduce your rate. 4p You killed those rats. You killed those children. Without a thought. No guilt or remorse. So why surprised that you got killed, then? The blame is none but yours. 3p This is me! I'm making money! I pay no workers' fee. These slaves are mine and mine alone to kill. You're such a noob it's almost funny. Not even try to flee? You'll die to me again. I bet you will! 2p Just one wrong step, the last you will do. I never move, so don't take that turn. Avoid my workshop or I'll kill you. Is that so hard to learn? 1p (last chance) I'm standing still in Kender Village And where I live is easy to see. And yet you come to kill and pillage And stumble into me. ... People call me newbie slayer I call it learn by pain! This is just another way to teach. Against me you had no prayer your fight was all in vain. Go bother someone else you little leech. Q 31a: ====== 3p (a player or room name, last chance) Original author: Bill Sutton, Title "Do It Yourself") I went to buy equipment, was charged 2 billion bucks for a potion or an onion, now that price really sucks! So I left his shop to see whatever other shops I'd find hoping for a player shop that wouldn't rob me blind! ... Chorus (does NOT have any hints): Cromwell, Gnoth and Zephyr have scarcely anything There isn't any perfect shop so join with me and sing: Let's burn all shops to cinders and blow their stash away The Hall of Auction might be crap but it still beats eBay! Q 31b: ====== 3p (a player or room name, last chance) The next shopkeeper said he'd been created as a toy. He'd come here from the future to terminate a boy. His body was of metal, his voice modulator poor so I told him "Oil B bak!" and headed for the door. ... Chorus (does NOT have any hints): Cromwell, Gnoth and Zephyr have scarcely anything There isn't any perfect shop so join with me and sing: Let's burn all shops to cinders and blow their stash away The Hall of Auction might be crap but it still beats eBay! Q 31c: ====== 3p (a player or room name, last chance) I proceeded to a building who had some decent gear It also had allowance for selling people beer. The salesman was a loner who'd had too much to drink I wouldn't buy equipment from a man too drunk to think. ... Chorus (does NOT have any hints): Cromwell, Gnoth and Zephyr have scarcely anything There isn't any perfect shop so join with me and sing: Let's burn all shops to cinders and blow their stash away The Hall of Auction might be crap but it still beats eBay! Q 31d: ====== 3p (a player or room name, last chance) The next shop was extreme. It had a million things. Enough to fit an army with equipment, food and rings. If any of those piles were to fall I would be dead. Whoever stocked this store must be broken in her head! ... Chorus (does NOT have any hints): Cromwell, Gnoth and Zephyr have scarcely anything There isn't any perfect shop so join with me and sing: Let's burn all shops to cinders and blow their stash away The Hall of Auction might be crap but it still beats eBay! Q 31e: ====== 3p (a room name, last chance. Note: this was written BEFORE 050418) Well, finally I found a place with stuff I could afford. It mostly carried trash that nobody would hoard. The listing was a mess and the stock was wiped each boot but at least it came with prices matching your own loot. ... Chorus (does NOT have any hints): Cromwell, Gnoth and Zephyr have scarcely anything There isn't any perfect shop so join with me and sing: Come on, everybody... LET'S BURN ALL SHOPS TO CINDERS AND BLOW THEIR STASH AWAY! THE HALL OF AUCTION MIGHT BE CRAP BUT IT STILL BEATS EBAY! Q 32: ===== 5p (a mob) Original author: Grease, Title "Summer Nights") Someone movin', got hit by a blast - someone movin', happened so fast Is that a girl on killing spree? - No it's a guy, mad as can be Such a mind driftin' away, to uh-oh some unspeakable frights ... Tell me more, tell me more, was he locked up like a rogue? Tell me more, tell me more, like, did he have his robe? 4p He attacked me, he was magic born - what a battle, got his robe torn He craved my life, mad as a hound - showing off, casting spells all around Wasn't fun, I wanted to run, but uh-oh those cells are tight ... Tell me more, tell me more, was he afraid at your sight? Tell me more, tell me more, why did he put up a fight? 3p Tried to tell him that he was free - wouldn't listen, kept hitting on me He was mad, he wouldn't stop - oh so sad, this rescue was a real flop. Such a sting a prison can bring, but uh-oh imprisonment bites! ... Tell me more, tell me more, was he a pointy eared self Tell me more, tell me more, 'cause he sounds like an elf 2p All the torture got to his brain - all these lindskiarns made him insane He was beat, not trying to be mean - well he was good, you know what I mean Such a treat, to late to be sweet, but uh-oh that fellow could fight ... Tell me more, tell me more, was he crazed or unwell? Tell me more, tell me more, could he teach me a spell? 1p (last chance) Though remorsing, I put him to rest - turned his corpse in, solved me a quest Relyar sure rewarded me fine, wonder if there's peace in his mind. Alchor jail, go crazy or bail, but oh, that mage elf could fight! ... Tell me more, tell me moooooore... Q 33: ===== 5p (a mob) Original author: Frank Zappa, Title "Bobby Brown") Hey there, people, I'm not Bobby Brown But I am the toughest guy in town I'm really worth every single buck I earn when someone's out of luck 4p Here I am in this well known place I'm talkin' sharp 'n' you've heard my phrase Got a secretary here to help with my work Let her rob you blind 'n' then I'm off with a smirk. ... Oh God I am every player's dream I do not think I'm too extreme An' I'm a handsome sonofabitch I have a good job 'n' gettin' rich ... (have a good have a good have a good have a good job) 3p Women out in action losing balance for a fraction. I'm a tad to late for a living date. You are in my arms but I get no reaction. So do your standard whining And then you'll call on the king You had your balls in a vice - you got beaten bad but to me that's income, so I ain't sad ... Oh God I am the Burning putz. But now I'm covered in your guts. I'm not a miserable sonofabitch Your incompetence is making me rich. ... (I wander wander wander wander) 2p (last chance) So I've gone out 'n' got me another haul. Returned 'n' delivered. Answered your call. I'm back and ready, just come and ask when none of those "heroes" are up for the task. Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic! I love mass deaths - makes me spastic And my name was never Bobby Wait right here, I'll get your body, And my name was never Bobby Wait right here, I'll get your body, And my name was never Bobby... (etc.) Q 34: ===== 5p (a mob) Original author: Nena, Title "99 Red balloons") Note: Written BEFORE 061210 99 deaths today Why am I such common prey? People come here now and then Find me, kill me leave again Once this was a scary zone feared by players. Demons' home Nowadays the traffic's high As 99 players a day run by 4p 99 times you have killed me 99 times - getting silly Summon, summon, super-scurry Call my pawns out in a hurry Then I use another power Stinking cloud! My minions cower I curse in silence as I see my 99 minions charge at me 3p 99 blows aimed at me I'm a gonner, as you see. Take a stroll around the town while my own demons bring me down When I'm dead, loot the corpse Get the scroll, now it's yours Ditch the other stuff you've found as 99 aggressives walk around 2p (last chance) 99 scrolls in your bag One for every death I've had It's all over and you're standin' pretty In this dust that was a city You have my "llik" as souvenir Proof of the crime committed here And here I am with another scroll I wish that I could let it go Q 35: ===== 5p (a mob) Original author: The Drifters, Title "Save the last dance for me") You can fight every fight with each guy who's givin' you the eye Let them feel your might Give'm pain Any monster of man, to die by your hand 'neath the pale moonlight But don't forget my mission, go see that mob you vowed would cease to be So darlin' slay that one mob for me 4p Well you can know that a genocide's such a lovely ride Go and have your fun Slice and dice but when they're torn apart, go stab the heart of that chosen one So don't forget you've got until boot before this contract's void and moot So darlin' slay that mob, keep the loot 3p Baby don't you know you can't go wrong this is just a simple test I'll reward you when he's dead and gone so solve my daily quest 2p (last chance) When he's dead You can carry on till the night is gone And it's time to go If you try If you come and ask for another task I will tell you no Cause don't forget it's one quest a day And every time a random prey So darlin', since you're done, go away. Q 36: ===== 5p (an area) Original author: Bruce Springsteen, Title "I'm on Fire" Hey little girl where's your daddy gone? Did you run away, leave him all alone? Let me bring you in Oh, oh, oh, a ruby ring 4p Tell me now guards will you let me through I see the gates are locked and the key's on you Or shall I sneak around? Oh, oh, oh, through the garden ground 3p Inside I see courtiers and men in fancy clothes There's a lady and a lord and some maids ofcourse But I leave again Oh, oh, oh, for the jailor's den. 2p (last chance) Some dark mage is here locked up in a cell He's got this key leading straight to hell I can't beat this guy Oh, oh, oh, time to die. Q 37: ===== 6p (a mob) Original author: Don McLean?, Title "American pie") A long long time ago I can still remember How that slayer made me wet my pants And I knew if we tried once more we'd just provide death spam galore We knew we didn't really have a chance 5p But the 50-limit went astray We grew in power every day Bad news for the Ancient His days of glory all spent I can't remember if I cried when I heard about his fallen pride I missed that awesome PG ride the day the great God died 4p So bye, bye, mr mythical pain. Our levelling and training has not been in vain Your items are now carried by mortals - your bane Singing finally that God has been slain Finally that God has been slain 3p Do you have any of his set And can you use that eq yet Those are really highbie stuff Evil chars can't wear his crown His slayer surely wears you down With 25 your strength still ain't enough 2p Well I know his bones give dodge increase And his mantle is an awesome piece His weapon ain't no knife And his crown gives perm sense life I was a lowbie then, a common sight. His loot was way beyond my might But I still curse I missed that fight the day the great God died 1p (last chance) But _now_ we're singing: (ok, this might be a bit of an exaggeration) Cake, cake! That God's just a fake. His eq is still good, and it's easy to take No withering needed, he's simple to break That Demoncity God is a fake! That Demoncity God is a fake. Final score: ============ qt Soul: 82 qt Glamdring:78 qt Culloden: 73 qt Alf: 69 qt Bombur: 60 qt Ishtar: 47 qt Caesar: 44 qt Tefi: 29 qt Amida: 26 qt Hazard: 15 qt Eru: 11 qt Hekto: 5 qt Force: 3 qt Lanzing: 2 qt Rellik: 1 A 01: John the Lumberjack (Lumberjack Forest) A 02: Yochlol (Drow City) A 03: Wererat (Sewer) A 04: Troll Skin (Troll Den) A 05: Demon-Faced Talisman (Thalos) A 06: Julius (Olympus) A 07: Shargugh (Haon-Dor) A 08: Opal Ring (Troll Den) A 09: Grand Knight of Paladins (Redferne's Residence) A 10: Hound of War (Olympus) A 11: Cityguard Head (Mob Factory) A 12: Hercules (Galaxy) A 13: Primus (Nirvana) A 14: Lag (Everywhere!) A 15: Raggedy old Hermit (Venden) A 16: lord Tannin, the dragon master (Grasslands) A 17: Ramses the Damned (Pyramid) A 18: Count Dracula (Graveyard) A 19: Arachnos (Arachnos) A 20: Sleipner (Ragnarok) A 21: Doberman (Lagamore) A 22: Aglandiir (Three of Swords) A 23: Tim & Tom (King's Castle) A 24: Malius (Alterac) A 25: Zarak (Solom) A 26: Basilisk (Well) A 27: Disfigured boy (Underground) A 28: Gordon the Brave (New Thalos) A 29a: Moe A 29b: Blase A 30: Bosk (Kender Village) A 31a: Keso: Keso's fishstore (Player shops) A 31b: Gorog: Skynet Labs (Player shops) A 31c: Moe: Moe's Tavern (Player shops) A 31d: Cindy: Cindy's Curiosities (Player shops) A 31e: Donation Room (Karandras etc) A 32: Crazed Elven Mage (Alchor) A 33: Lionheart the Brave (Karandras) A 34: V'Rama Vair (Demoncity) A 35: Leronah (Different towns) A 36: Dunheim A 37: Solus, the Ancient God (Demoncity)